Aids awareness much

Today is our companies international aids awareness day -yes we have our very own day set aside to be aware of aids - not to do anything about it – we just need to be aware of it

“hey everybody : aids - you check”

Okay now we can all continue to be apathetic and contribute nothing to solving the problem because we had a special day of awareness.
so what is your contribution to the aids problem in the country?
Well I set a day aside every year to be aware of aids and sometimes a wear a small beaded aids ribbon on my left boob.

The purpose eludes me.

Anyway in celebration of our international aids awareness day they have put up a free condom dispenser in the bathroom - just in case half way through yet another mind numbingly boring purposeless waffle intensive demonstration of managements complete inability to grasp a simple concept - you find yourself uncontrollably attracted to a middle aged balding ample bellied bad smelling brain deficient crumpled suit and can’t resist punishing him right there and then on the board room table ?????

Once again the purpose eludes me??? (maybe if having sex was an option in the realm of shelf dwelling spinsterdom I would think differetly??? or not???)

Anyway I can think of a hundred more useful free dispenser machines to put in a bathroom , free smokes for instance – now that’s useful – or maybe tranquillisers – tablet form for personal use – big game dart guns for middle management ………..naaaice . Tequila ???? tequila would work - I mean if they are promoting sex at work why not drinking – Why can’t I have a ripped bare chested barman and a draught machine ???? in which case maybe we should keep the condom dispenser ……………..

Aaahhh well got to get back to being apathetic – I will leave you with these words – lunch time – 4th floor bathroom – water bombs (so there may be purpose after all)