Bending Space Time

Middle Management Moods

** Apologies to Gary Larson

I'm Baaaaaack

so i have been reading a mates blog of late , and was moved by the force (g-force) - to start posting again

...as an avenue to vent my frustrations ....

punching middle management in the head has proved unsatisfying

....and it has been brought to my attention it may also be a career limiting moves

se you later when the inspiration hits me again (and after I have washed this middle management blood off my fists)

Basic Flowchart

How to Identify and respond to an unsolicited middle management attack.

When approached by an individual you suspect to be of the class managementus stupidus - follow this simple process (click image to enlarge)

Public Announcement

We briefly interrupt my creative phase and experiment in amateur photography (and by amateur I mean super awesome and am merely being humble so you mortals are not yet again reminded of your sub standard achievements) to bring you this short announcement

Stupid people are breeding

They must be stopped

That is all

Spier Cheetah's

The importance of the spoon holder

her : where is the spoon holder ?

me: dunno

me(thinking) : why do we even have a spoon holder ?

her : well will you help me look for it ?

me : I'm eating ice cream.

me(thinking) : there are currently no spoons that need holding , nor has there been in the entire existence of the aforementioned spoon holder , why the urgency now at 10pm to locate the spoon holder?

her (head exploding)

me(thinking) : clearly misjudged the importance of the spoon holder and overestimated the importance of eating ice cream before it melts.

her (muttering and banging cupboards)

me(eating ice cream )

Atlantis

Rose