The importance of the spoon holder

her : where is the spoon holder ?

me: dunno

me(thinking) : why do we even have a spoon holder ?

her : well will you help me look for it ?

me : I'm eating ice cream.

me(thinking) : there are currently no spoons that need holding , nor has there been in the entire existence of the aforementioned spoon holder , why the urgency now at 10pm to locate the spoon holder?

her (head exploding)

me(thinking) : clearly misjudged the importance of the spoon holder and overestimated the importance of eating ice cream before it melts.

her (muttering and banging cupboards)

me(eating ice cream )