Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Yes, I think it's time to cull the herd

I have long supported the idea of culling. Specifically with regards to its application to the middle management sect . ( ….also stupid people and anyone that “can like to wear” a hot pant and net vest…although these are generally sub groups of middle management, so for simplicity’s sake I will use Middle management as an all encompassing term)

For those of you unfamiliar with term - let me break it down for you :

Culling : is the killing of a limited portion of the population of a group of animals

still not convinced middle management qualifies as an animal – was thinking more parasite or house plant , but for the purposes of this discussion we will make an exception …will group them with the amoebas for now.

This may be done to improve breeding stock

Yes god forbid they breed – apparently natural selection has had little success killing them off – they seem to survive despite their mind numbing stupidity and misguided delusions of importance.

By killing individuals with undesirable characteristics

undesirable characteristics include the following
1. Deep set eyes , heavy brows
2. Vacant stare
3. Use of the terms "level the playing field" and "lessons learnt"
4. The fact a vacuum cleaner would beat them in a heated debate
5. The fact they would enter into a debate with a vacuum cleaner
6. The fact the they can actually stupid other people to death
7. They have ass lips
8. They are the only naturally occurring common sense repellent in nature


Or to prevent the spread of disease (by killing infected individuals)

Stupid is a disease

or simply control the group's population for the benefit of the environment and other species.

...nuff said

As such I will be opening a hunting lodge in the CBD and have declared it open season.

The easiest way to locate prey would be to schedule a meeting:
…if you schedule it ….they will come
(its like a duck whistle for middle management)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I definately agree and hereby apply for a 5 year hunting licence!

As a precaution to all: one should minimise contact with said group as some of their 'Characteristics' [esp 2. Vacant stare] is contagious. One tends to adopt a vacant stare when encountering these beasts, and being too close could lead to an accidental culling by visible association.

You have been warned.

11:45 am  

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