5 alternate careers for middle management
1. Speed bump
2. Chum (for shark cage diving)
3. Cadaver
4. Dart boad
5. Crash test dummy
posted by Child Prodigy at 9:22 am
Thursday, March 30, 2006
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5 Comments:
I'm sensing (correct me if I'm wrong) that your feelings towards middle management could be described as "intensely negative".
hmmmm ……. "intensely negative" would probably describe my feelings toward middle management @ say about 9 am on a Monday morning ......by Friday afternoon I think its probably escalated to "vein throbbing frustration , withholding urge to stab MM in head with pencil while simultaneously banging head on keyboard and throttling self with mouse cord"... ……………yup that about sums it up
Well thank goodness for weekends then... for MM's sake...
I'm waiting for the weekly update on how Child Prodigy feels about Middle Management.
1. Filling empty space between asshole and nut sack, for improved cushioning.
2. Sparring partners for heavy weight boxers... minus protective gear, and after telling him his momma is a freak in the bed.
3. Klu Klux Clan recruitment agent based in South Central, L.A...at night.
4. Scratching post
5. Organ donors (the usefull bits below the neck, after said "pencil" incident...).
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