Comparative study: Middle Management vs Retarded Gnu

A definitive study of the parallels between middle management and a retarded gnu


1. The rest of the herd will shun a retarded gnu this in nature is called natural selection, everybody will shun middle management this in business is called avoiding the stupid guy
2. Retarded gnus communicate by grunting .…middle managements are incapable of communication . (their grunts are largely recreational)
3. Retarded gnus run around in circles aimlessly and often into trees , middle management runs around in circles aimlessly and often into white boards (this is called a strategy meeting)
4. Retarded gnus are hairy and sweat a lot…ditto
5. The gnu is retarded…ditto