I hate my job

just so everyone knows

French : Je déteste vraiment mon travail

Dutch : Ik haat werkelijk mijn baan

Chinese : 我真正地恨我的工作

German: Ich hasse wirklich meinen Job

Greek : Μισώ πραγματικά την εργασία μου

Italian: Realmente odio il mio lavoro

Russian : Я реально ненавижу мою работу

Spanish: Realmente odio mi trabajo

Mechanisms I have used thus far to kill myself as a result of afforementioned hateful job

1. stapled Jugular
2. throttled self with mouse cord
3. beaten head on desk in in vain attempt to incur bleeding on brain (however : apparantly have very thick skull )
4. stabbed self with pen
5. attended meeting with middle management (thought I could be bored to death...I can't)

alternative careers

• air hostess (chicken or beef)
• hairdresser
• sex toy for becks / brad / robbie
• bergie
• corpse (or middle management - both have pretty much the same brain capacity)