how dumb are clichés

It's always darkest before the dawn : that’s because there’s no fucking sun arsehole

Tomorrow is another day : thanks dickhead for reminding me I get to do this all over again tomorrow ……..I hate you

Every cloud has a silver lining : no some of them are dark and menacing and black with a black outline

There is a light at the end of the tunnel : and it’s the headlight of an oncoming train

Cheer up, it's not the end of the world : not so comforting if you were co-ordinating the apocalypse

Lifes too short : whats longer than life arsehole

Any friend of yours is a friend of mine : Especially if he is rich single and ridiculously good looking

Are you a man or a mouse? : Cause I am not into shtumping mice – small hairy mother fuckers with teeth

Always look on the bright side : ya good idea arse hole stare directly at the sun and blind yourself

Early bird get the worm : and then falls asleep mid flight and crashes into a power line and dies (but hey at least he got the worm )

Call a spade a spade : because he probably wouldn’t answer to Jeffrey or Eugene